MAGPIE SAYS: HAVE GAY SEX!!!!

metamelonisle: "had a dream i found a tape labelled "sex tape" and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats"

JACKDAW

Cute little puppy who is so scared of other puppies. His favorite things are:

• Mori Ougai
• No Longer Human
• Crabcakes and sake
• Bungou Stray Dogs WAN!

ROOK

Rook, as in the bird, but also, like, a building.... because Kaveh is an architect.

He's really, mega, ultra gay.

Way

if you melted Wei Wuxian, Mo Xuanyu, and Xue Yang in a pot, and added spicy sauce, this is who you would get.

also Swift

in the words of the great Reagan Ridley:

MOMMY LIKEY DRINKY!!!!!!!!